sometimes i think that i am not so stereotypical of an american
and then i remember that i consider the coke freestyle machine one of the greatest modern inventions
i mean look at this thing
over 100 choices, computerized mixing, one spout, touch screen, ice dispenser
have u ever seen anything so wondrous and beautiful??
Resident Evil and Metal Gear Solid are part of that incredibly charming videogame genre of “the characters in this game are meant to be highly trained special forces but due to my incompetent gameplay they come across more as bumbling assclowns”